Sometimes I look at my iPad and then I look at homophobic people and I’m just like “Dude human evolution does not make sense to me.”

Whenever I hang out with/get to know new people I realise that despite how bubbly I am up front I’m actually completely socially retarded and when it comes to real conversations I literally have no idea what the fuck to say or do.

Having a long-overdue Deftones session at maximum volume and basically just rolling around on the floor convulsing like I’m having multiple orgasms.


I think if someone did this for me I’d cry with happiness and then ask them to marry me and let me love them forever.

It is so fucking hot and humid what the hell is happening. *flails dramatically trying to waft the heat away*

Going to have a warm bath then go for a long morning walk with my furchildren in the forest. :)


Do you ever just stare at yourself in the webcam and youre convinced it’s another person and you try to communicate